Alright now boys and girls we've got another story for you now! We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah Hell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V. Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou shall…

May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire's "Candide"? He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase Make it up as you go Keyser Soze Highlights yes but don't underline 'em Just live for…

I wanna be with you 'Cause I'm in love with you baby I wanna be with you So let my dreams come true I'll be your lady I wanna be with you You wanna play with my baby I wanna be with you So let my dreams come true All that I want is you.

Thought that you were here to stay but I feel you drift away What happened with us What can I say Thought that I just saw you here There was nothing left to fear What happened with us You should be here I just dont know what to do It feels like we are through What happened with us Should for we do…

If I could be you I would take the world and hold it in one hand If I could be you I would bring the sunshine after rainy day If I could be you I would paint the letters on that empty page If I could be you I would take my heart and stay right to the end.

Well someone told me yesterday That when you throw your love away You act as if you just don't care You look as if you're going somewhere But I just can't convince myself I couldn't live with no one else And I can only play that part And sit and nurse my broken heart So lonely So lonely... I feel so…

Don't you know that I'll be around to guide you Through your weakest moments to leave them behind you Returning nightmares only shadows We'll cast some light and you'll be alright for now Crosses all over, heavy on your shoulders The sirens inside you waiting to step forward Disturbing silence…

You left a lovestain on my heart And you left a bloodstain on the ground But blood comes off easily But blood comes off easily You left a lovestain on my heart And you left a bloodstain on the ground But blood comes off easily But blood comes off easily.

Anything fades and withers awayTomorrow is past To close to stayI've never heard that voice before, nevermoreI've been trying to tease youI've been trying to please youHow can I make your time worthwhileLife is to be livedThe road shall be longLet's sing our fateA happy songI want to be a clownI…

Don't walk away from meTo make my life a miseryYou are mine, since dawn of timeI've always been a foolI miss you and you know it's trueYes it's trueI'm missing youShe got a ticket to anywhereShe got a ticket to anywhereI've never thought one touchCould hurt me in this way so muchOnly one touchCould…